Dear Lord, why didn't you send this message to me before last weekend? I was totally unaware that there were secret homo orgies occurring in all the tents surrounding us. Oh dear. I must see the entire film ASAP.
Obama delivered some real zingers at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and here are some of them:
But the best lines of the evening, I think, were these:
"It's amazing how time flies," Obama told those attending the annual dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association on Saturday night. "Soon, the first
"America's wealth grew by 60 percent in the past six years, by over $30 trillion.
In approximately the same time, the number of homeless children has also grown by 60 percent."
This nutbag's fecal love for Christ and his ass munching followers noes no bounds.
A child molester at his side Hunkashit will Call Down Fire on the fags.
This is Fucktard's XXXtian buddies, lovely Jew worshipers.
Comments to the video are hilarious.