For those who haven't been following this story:
Some of these people actually have convinced themselves that this training is really a practice session for a military organization that will impose martial law on, er, Bastrop County:
Dear Lord, why didn't you send this message to me before last weekend? I was totally unaware that there were secret homo orgies occurring in all the tents surrounding us. Oh dear. I must see the entire film ASAP.
Obama delivered some real zingers at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and here are some of them:
But the best lines of the evening, I think, were these:
"It's amazing how time flies," Obama told those attending the annual dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association on Saturday night. "Soon, the first
"America's wealth grew by 60 percent in the past six years, by over $30 trillion.
In approximately the same time, the number of homeless children has also grown by 60 percent."